Engineering

Engineering Graphics, blew to teach

the art of drawing a perfect circle

with dough.

Once again, an engineer blinked

before his granny !

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"Ek ladki thi deewani si

ek subject pe voh martee thi,

book uthakar, chashme lagaakar

library se guzarti thi,

kuch padhna tha shayad usko

jaane kis se daarti thi,

jab bhi mile humse pucha karti thi

yeh engineering kese hoti he

aur bas hum itna keh pate the,

kitaabe khule ho ya bandh

ho padhai last night hee hoti hai,

kese kahoon meh voh yaara

ye engineering ese hee hoti hai..."

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"Yeh chuhe bhi saale

engineer hote hai...

Saalo ko sab pata hota hai

ke konsi taar kaatne ke baad

machine bandhi hogi 😜"

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Koi raasta nahi dua ke siva,

Koi sunnta nahi khuda ke siva,

Humne bhi zindigi ko kareeb se dekha hai aai dost,

Mushkil mein koi saath nahi deta, beer aur daru ke siva...

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"Pehli hi mulakat mein humne kar

diya taiyaar sauda ishq ka,

kitne saal beet gaye aabhi bhi

humare bill aatke hue hain..."

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khawabo ko aapni ungliyo se jodd jate hain,

hain bauth se engineer jo kuch kar jate hain,

ghar se reh kar door sapno ke piche padd jate hain,

aadar karta hu unn dosto ko jo sach mein engineer banjate hain.